Why is it snowing? Why? This was not in today's forecast. WTF, screw you Nebraska. Screw you and your insane weather!

If we get a snow day tomorrow, I don't have class anyway. IT WON'T BE FAIR. What good is a snow day that I can't share in?!

...It's like a frickin' blizzard out there. No wonder I'm freezing my butt off in this room.